Me: “I wanna dedicate my life to languages”
Me: *puts minimal effort into actually learning languages*
Study linguistics, and the contradiction is gone. ;-)
Yes, you too can know a lot about languages while knowing virtually no languages.
Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it
the tables are turning
Hannibal-ACCA has permission to use this image on their site.
*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.
This man was beyond real
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)
i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
when ur internet buddies start typin like u and ya just like
i can’t stop laughing
I LOVE JUS REIGN SO MUCH
My husband omg
september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus
not every single text post calls for a supernatural gif jfc
i fucking love us
someone has too.
when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like
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